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• Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

  

  135 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (671) — you deserved it (194)

• Today, my dad got so drunk, he proposed to me. FML

  

  60 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (876) — you deserved it (62)

• Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

  

  62 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (1133) — you deserved it (354)

• Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

  

  55 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (1134) — you deserved it (147)

• Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML

  

  74 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (637) — you deserved it (1769)

• Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

  

  64 comments — Feb 14

  I agree, your life sucks (1802) — you deserved it (192)

• Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML

  

  74 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (2252) — you deserved it (706)

• Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML

  

  71 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (326) — you deserved it (3318)

• Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

  

  126 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (2564) — you deserved it (304)

• Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

  

  361 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (737) — you deserved it (12834)

• Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

  

  137 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (3249) — you deserved it (542)

• Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

  

  64 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (3466) — you deserved it (693)

• Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

  

  183 comments — Feb 13

  I agree, your life sucks (2094) — you deserved it (5444)

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