Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
148 comments — Feb 11
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Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
148 comments — Feb 11
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lmfaoooo
#137 — Feb 12 — 3:16pm — princesshayy
winner winner chicken dinner.
#138 — Feb 12 — 3:18pm — princesshayy
Your dog must has been thinking "that's a big chicken!"
#139 — Feb 12 — 5:17pm — tony23h
Jfjfjcbnfjd
#140 — Feb 12 — 6:31pm — faven
That would be awesome!
#141 — Feb 13 — 5:19am — iSketz
Sucks about the dog bite. Though I do think you probably could of changed before going to the hospital. Use this to your advantage be a zombie chicken. Way cooler than a regular one.
#144 — Feb 13 — 7:47pm — unmagickalhippie
I like that your in pain but still can write this
#145 — Feb 15 — 3:36am — Red_Phoenix
Can you still do things when you're in pain? Yeah? Hmm. Strange concept, isn't it?
#146 — Feb 15 — 11:51am — 5t3ff1k4h
was the dog's name Brian?!
#147 — Feb 16 — 2:15am — merimar3
hahahahahaha
#148 — Mar 07 — 11:10pm — brittanyac94