Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
138 comments — Feb 13
I agree, your life sucks (7588) — you deserved it (697)
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Flushable baby wipes are ALWAYS in my house. It makes no sense to give up a proper clean just because you're not a baby anymore.
#128 — Feb 14 — 3:17am — MsMeiriona
That would make sense considering I comment on (almost) every post!
#129 — Feb 14 — 9:00am — Pelreskovich
It's at 69 thums up let's keep it like that
#130 — Feb 14 — 6:33pm — BruceAllMighty
Now that should win a prize for a grand level FML! Wow dude, hope you are feeling better soon!
#131 — Feb 14 — 10:16pm — ziphii
Did you by chance, wipe your ass with the sandwich before eating it?
#132 — Feb 15 — 1:50am — WordSmyth
I'm pretty sure it's just you
#133 — Feb 15 — 4:48am — KaeSAL
there are steps, and even "specialized" passport offices where you can get your passport in less than two weeks with proof of travel--say maybe a ticket to Italy
YDI
#134 — Feb 15 — 10:49am — pogopogopogo
Shit happens
#135 — Feb 15 — 6:12pm — MDbaseball2112
That sounds like a "crappy" week
#137 — Feb 19 — 2:01am — derpies
Holy hell… how's that even possible?
#138 — Apr 24 — 10:23pm — freddykrueger56