Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

93 comments — Feb 14
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Neither of you caught that? Really? @83, read your first comment on this thread again and look really carefully and then read what I wrote. I was poking fun at your usage of sight over site. And @84, I was utilizing the senses you pointed out. You explained my joke for me, but didn't get it. Weird.
Ah, forget it, I'll be more obvious next time.
#90 — Feb 15 — 11:43pm — DropTheDaggerxx
I got it off the bat and thought it was great. :)
#91 — Feb 16 — 11:43am — thats_my_job
You know you sang-read it, hands down!
#92 — Mar 19 — 12:01pm — SkateboardGirl88
This is why I hate spiders.
#93 — May 11 — 6:37pm — SkoomaKi