Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML
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When the Invisible Man poops, is his feces invisible also?
#71 — May 11 — 9:07am — TheFirstSamurai
59- pissed to what?
#72 — May 11 — 9:53am — SqueakyChipmunk
No. Bad. No thumbs for you, dear sir.
#73 — May 11 — 9:54am — SqueakyChipmunk
Dumbass
#74 — May 11 — 10:06am — leche1
Well, it sucks. Both ways, if you know what I mean.
#75 — May 11 — 10:53am — mrlopez
Maybe you're confused on the green vacant sign and the red occupied one. Green means go.. So go ahead in the bathroom. And red means stop so don't go in there. That's as simplified as I can say it... YDI
#76 — May 11 — 12:24pm — lowie89
Only if he ate invisible food.
#79 — May 11 — 10:03pm — gantzlord
Maybe the previous occupant flushed himself.
#80 — May 13 — 6:14pm — Boomshadow
Freakin awesome 43...freaking awesome
#81 — Jun 22 — 12:57pm — akg98
Omg I did that in a restaurant once! 5 people were waiting for a full 15 minutes behind me and an empty bathroom until an employee came down and opened the door. Apparently, it sticks sometimes. I totally feel you, I was mortified. Fyl.
#82 — Jul 10 — 5:58pm — Daffodilly